Microphones are so lucky that they get to be that...
school: come here
me: no i'm tired
school: no come here you lazy fuck
me: no i just wanna lay in bed
school: i'll fucking kill your whole family
me: okAY JESUS CHRIST
school: you haven't gotten up yet YOUR ALARM IS RINGING
school: COME ON
me: okAY I'M COMING
logfires: How did the hipster burn their tongue? ..they took a drink before it was cool.
When driving a bumper car
lmaogtfo: Expectation: Reality:
The feeling you get when you were actually the...
That moment when someone asks me if I want to know...