July 2012
65 posts
hilariousandinsightful:
Microphones are so lucky that they get to be that...
school: come here
me: no i'm tired
school: no come here you lazy fuck
me: no i just wanna lay in bed
school: i'll fucking kill your whole family
me: okAY JESUS CHRIST
school:
me:
school: you haven't gotten up yet YOUR ALARM IS RINGING
me: nO
school: COME ON
me: okAY I'M COMING
school: explodes
logfires:
How did the hipster burn their tongue?
..they took a drink before it was cool.
When driving a bumper car
lmaogtfo:
Expectation:
Reality:
The feeling you get when you were actually the...
That moment when someone asks me if I want to know...
